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My Psycho Shower

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  What could be more relaxing that a nice hot shower, not feeling rushed, knowing you have some time to get ready.... I mean really.  Kayla and Jordan are off to school, Eric and Sam are happily watching Mickey Mouse and already dressed, Rick is off to work. Just me my thoughts, the hot water and this: DO YOU SEE THAT THING!!!!!! (that’s a steamed up lens too!) While minding my own business and lifting my arm to shave (I know TMI) I glance up to see the shadow of HORROR!   I've never ran out of the shower so fast in my whole life. REALLY- and don't EVEN tell me you wouldn't have ran to! GOOD GRIEF I HATE CENTIPEDES HATE THEM HATE THEM HATE THEM!!!!!! This one was and I'm not kidding about 2 1/2 inches long and had about a thousand legs. I took a cleaning bottle with bleach in it and it took THREE shots to get that creature to drop down from the shower fan. THREE and when it dropped it was still fighting...... I must stop now, I can't get the heby jebies to